Vaudeville 3000 arrives at Alphaville as a live, rotating bill that treats variety performance as a contemporary form rather than a period recreation. Featured performers Diego, Fawn Ridge, Oh Vinnie, Audrey Keelin, and Nicholas Byrne move between character work, music, and stagecraft, letting the room’s closeness shape the pacing. There is no established NYC premiere history to cite, but the project sits in a long New York lineage of downtown cabaret and hybrid theater. Its clearest strength is discipline: short forms, clean transitions, and an eye for how attention shifts in a crowded night.